Good Diet Food Jokes For Everyone

I think the diet food jokes are all on me! For decades I believed that all things chocolate were probably what we'd get when we died - if we were good and went to heaven.

Then I spent a lot of time researching the possibility that perhaps chocolate and heavily buttered movie theater popcorn would be combined on the heavenly menu. My research consisted of my eating jumbo-sized popcorn with a couple of Hershey bars at each movie I attended.

It tasted heavenly - but the research had to stop while I lost over 50 pounds on the Matol Diet.

Further research will have to wait until after I've reached my goal weight. Can you guess what I've planned for my first "cheat day" on Stage 4?

Breaking news! It seems that in heaven chocolate is not only served but it has no calories and is considered a main course! Doesn't that make you want to live a better life?

Medical Warning on Chocolate

I was raised on chocolate as a kid. As an adult, it has been my drug of choice. Unfortunately, it seems as though nothing is safe anymore.

According to a medical warning I recently received in my email, you are seriously at risk. You can see the horrible graphic details in this pictures.

Living proof that will make you take this warning seriously.

It seems that chocolate can cause small feet!

Warn your family and friends!

CHOCOLATE DOESN'T MAKE THE WORLD GO AROUND. IT MAKES THE TRIP WORTHWHILE

When no one understands you, chocolate is always there!

Another point worthy of mention is that it might make you smarter. According to Daniel L Worona, Einstein was eating chocolate when he came upon the theory of relativity. Can't beat that!

And we will never forget these words by an anonymous person, "I want it all! And I want it smothered in whipped cream and chocolate." Seems a reasonable request.

I've thought about joining a 12-step program for chocoholics, but you are rarely more than 12 steps away from where they sell chocolate.

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