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Fat Mom Jokes for EveryoneThe thing about fat mom jokes, is that no one ever takes them seriously. Even your fat mamma's love them. It is difficult to say why an entire new genre of jokes gets started. I've lived through everything from little moron jokes, red-neck jokes, Mormon jokes, black jokes to dead baby jokes. Oh, not to forget knock-knock and Little Lulu jokes. I'm sure you good readers could mention many more groups of humor that have come and gone. Kids love to trade insults back and forth and fat mom jokes are pretty harmless ways to put a little humor into the mix. No one actually means yo momma is fat! It's just to get a laugh! They are some of the best fat jokes because they are pretty harmless. Yo Momma Does Wal-MartThe fat mamma and yo momma genre of jokes actually shows a lot of creativity. In fact they may explain Wal-Mart and Target pricing structure.Yo Fat Momma so fat she sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices. Yo Fat Momma so fat she tripped over Wal-Mart and landed on Target. Yo Mama's Affect on Space and CreationYo Mama so fat that when God said "Let there be light," he told your momma to move her fat butt out of the way.Yo Mama so fat she killed the dinosaurs. Your Mama so fat she can't even float in space. You Mama so fat she was baptized in Sea World. Yo Momma Fat Jokes Affect Space/Time ContinuumYour Momma so fat she can go on vacation by rolling over.Yo Mama so fat it took three years for her to get liposuction. Yo mama is so fat when she turns around its her birthday again. Yo mama so fat, I had to take a train and two buses just to get to her good side. Scales Have a Problem With Fat MommaYour momma is so fat when she stepped on a scales it said, "Only one person at a time, please."Yo Mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it says, "I want your weight not your phone number." Yo Mama Affects Global ReactionsYo Mama so fat that when she walks she shows up on the Richter scale.Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil. Yo Mamma's so fat when she went to Tokyo everyone said, "Its GODZILLA!" Yo Mama's so fat you can slap her on the stomach and ride the waves. Your Momma Might be Responsible for InventionYo Mama's so fat, she's the reason they invented double doors.Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles. Yo Mama's so fat she uses I-95 as a slip and slide. Fitness and Personal CareFat Mom Jokes seem to invade every aspect of Fat Mom's life. These give you a little more insight into the life of fat mom jokes:Yo Mama's so fat she needs a lifeguard for her cereal bowl. Yo Mama's so fat she uses buoys for ear plugs. You Mama's so fat the neighborhood kids use her for a trampoline. Yo Mama's so fat she can't jump to conclusions. Yo Mama's so fat she uses Windex for face cleaner. Yo Mama's so fat her genes don't fit her. Yo Momma's so fat she needs a VCR for a pager. Your Mama's so fat that her belly button makes an echo. In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny, "That's all, folks," You'll want to subscribe to my ADVICE E-SINE to keep up to date with all the new Fat Mom Jokes! Just sign up for by BLOG and/or ADVICE E-SINE and I'll keep you informed. Thanks a bunch.
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